PIGEON FOOTBALL!!!
I just really want to PUNT ONE and have it squawk in it's stupid pigeon voice because it is TOO FUCKING DUMB to know what just happened!!! Then it would ZOOM THROUGH THE AIR (from my kicking, it is too dumb to realize what happened so far, so there is not enough time for it to fly) and hit the SIDE OF A BUILDING!!! BAM!!!
posted by Fuck Pigeons at 10:27 AM
2 Comments:
You're contradicting yourself. You've decoted yourself to them, but you've gone and expressed a desire to hurt them!
Why only one pigeon, pigeon devotee/hater?
I don't think pigeons squawk. Squawking is for parrots. Anyone knowing what an onomatopoeia is would know that they go "coo".
Pigeons are smarter than you. They've never done the shit you've done here.
Another thing, if you think they're so stupid, they'd probably fly into the side of a building themselves.
Likewise with buying a sniper rifle and shooting pigeons.
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