NICE GOING BITCH, NOW YOU HAVE WEST NILE, SARS, RABIES, AND AIDS
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT TO FEED A WORTHLESS PIGEON IN THE FIRST PLACE!! GOD, THAT'S SO FUCKING STUPID!!! SHE MUST THINK FEEDING PIGEONS IS FUCKING CUTE! WELL IT'S NOT!! STFUB!!! NOW SHE HAS ALL THESE DISEASES BECAUSE SHE JUST HAD TO FEED THAT FAT, STINKY, HUNGRY MOTHER FUCKER!! SHE'LL BE OMGbye WITHIN 25 MINUTES
posted by Fuck Pigeons at 8:34 PM
3 Comments:
Weird site. Poor fuck. Something really bad to do with pigeons must've happened to you in March coz you clearly hated them bad in April... Let me know if I can help in anyway.
Brian Pigeon
OMFG YOU MORON, SHUT UP!!!!! NOTHING BAD HAPPENED IN MARCH! I HAVE HATED PIGEONS SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN. I HAVE SEIZURES AND FOAM AT THE MOUTH BECAUSE I HATE PIGEONS SO BAD.
SO YOU WANT TO HELP HUH? HERE'S WHAT YOU DO: BUY A SNIPER RIFLE, TAKE IT OUTSIDE, AND SNIPE AS MANY GROSS FUCKING PIGEONS AS YOU CAN!!!!!11
You've devoted this blog to them, ass. That's why the fuck you'd feed one.
So now if you've had the chance to feed one, you've proclaimed yourself a bitch with west nile, AIDS, rabies, and SARS. You're fucking stupid through the same logical logic. You've also realized that you're an idiot because you think they're cute but you know they aren't.
This is from Wikipedia(which you seem to trust considering by linking to them in your post, you've considered them a trustable source for information.)
West Nile Virus- Symptoms develop 3–15 days after infection, lasting 3-6 days.
SARS- A mortality rate of 9.6% (She will probably not die which you yourself have guaranteed that she will.). Symptoms usually appear 2–10 days following exposure, but up to 13 days has been reported.
AIDS- In the absence of antiretroviral therapy, the median time of progression from HIV infection to AIDS is nine to ten years, and the median survival time after developing AIDS is only 9.2 months.[7] However, the rate of clinical disease progression varies widely between individuals, from two weeks up to 20 years.
Rabies- In non-vaccinated humans, rabies is almost invariably fatal after neurological symptoms have developed, but prompt post-exposure vaccination may prevent the virus from progressing.
You were seriously fucking owned, you bitch.
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