Birds of a feather (OR HOW A PIGEON GAVE ME AIDS)

OH SNAP, FGUCKING PIGEON GAVE ME AIDS. REMEMBER THAT BEOTCH WHO GOT PIGEON CANCER THIS SRPING. DAMN FREAK SHOWED UP AT MY FURRY CONVENTION, DRESSED UP LIKE A PIGEON. I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO PUT THAT BIRD IN ITS PLACE.
PIGEONS DON'T WEAR CONDOMS BECAUSE THEY HATE YOU. DID IMENTION THAT FUCKING HATE PIGEONS? THE DAY OF THEIR RECKONING IS COMING YOUY FUCKING FILTHY RATS-WINGED DEMONS

NICE GOING BITCH, NOW YOU HAVE WEST NILE, SARS, RABIES, AND AIDS

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT TO FEED A WORTHLESS PIGEON IN THE FIRST PLACE!! GOD, THAT'S SO FUCKING STUPID!!! SHE MUST THINK FEEDING PIGEONS IS FUCKING CUTE! WELL IT'S NOT!! STFUB!!! NOW SHE HAS ALL THESE DISEASES BECAUSE SHE JUST HAD TO FEED THAT FAT, STINKY, HUNGRY MOTHER FUCKER!! SHE'LL BE OMGbye WITHIN 25 MINUTES

SEE, PIGEONS CAN'T EVEN MAKE COOL NESTS

On the bottom is a beautifuly-constructed, perfectly circular Robin's nest. But on top is a shitty Piegon's nest. WTF? Godamn pigeons are so fucking worthless that they can't even make good nests! Pigeons nests are like the fucking slums of all birdnests; THEY'RE SO SHITTY, JUST LOOK AT THEM!!!

THIS MOTHER FUCKER GOT WHAT IT DESERVED!!!!

GOSH PIGEONS ARE SO FUCKING STUPID!!! If it had any damn sense it would have known to get the hell out of the way of that truck, BUT NO, it had to just stand there and get ran over!

GOOD RIDDANCE!!

EAT SHIT!!!

OMG I JUST FOUND THIS, THOSE BASTARDS!!!! GO POOP ON YOUR OWN KIND, FUCKERS!!!! AND THEN ROLL AROUND IN IT AND EAT IT YOU GROSS PIECES OF SHIT!!!!!

PIGEON FOOTBALL!!!

I just really want to PUNT ONE and have it squawk in it's stupid pigeon voice because it is TOO FUCKING DUMB to know what just happened!!! Then it would ZOOM THROUGH THE AIR (from my kicking, it is too dumb to realize what happened so far, so there is not enough time for it to fly) and hit the SIDE OF A BUILDING!!! BAM!!!

WE HATE PIGEONS AND WE HOPE THEY ALL DIE!!!!!!

This is a website devoted to those fat, smelly, ugly pigeons and how much they fucking suck! How could one possibly like those dirty mother fuckers??? All they do all day is shit on people and their cars, eat dead animals and attack the young of other birds. FUCKING PIGEONS OMFG!!!!!!!! THEY ALL SHOULD BE CAPTURED AN STOMPED TO DEATH!! FUCK PIGEONS!!! AND FUCK YOU TOO IF YOU LIKE PIGEONS!!